by Landon Phillips
SYNOPSIS
Act 1 Scene 1: The time is early afternoon one day.
The scene is in the town saloon
There is a town meeting that everyone attends to discuss what to do
about the fact that the town banker, Colonel Fondue was murdered last night.
He always let mortgage payments slide in hard times. The heroine
arrives as the only heir and announces that the bank has a silent partner,
but no one knows who it is. The villain and his minion arrive. After
listening in, the villain, Dartmouth Defraud, announces he is the partner.
Hero and heroine meet each other and things start to click. The villain
announces he will be changing bank policy. No late payments.
Act 1 Scene 2: The time is a few minutes later. The
scene is outside the Saloon, on the street.
The villain tells his minion, Fester Slink, that the Southern Pacific
is coming to town, and land values will go way up. He intends to
foreclose on every one and get the land. Since he had not planned
on the heroine as his new partner, (inheritance from the Colonel), he plans
to have a lady friend of his distract the hero, Deputy Drawdown, while
he woes the heroine.
Act 1 Scene 3: The time is later that day, in the early evening,
at the town saloon.
In this scene the hero, the sheriff, and Stanley discuss their suspicions
about the villain. The villain shows up with the heroine, but
she is not interested. The villain backs off and leaves. The
hero and heroine are about to get closer when Natasha Borst shows up to
distract the hero.
Act 2 Scene 1: The time is the next morning. The scene
is on the street, the same as 1-2..
Various towns people walk down the street, all on their way to the
bank to discuss mortgage payments. The villain’s minion has a dialogue
with several of the women as he tries to hustle them. The hero and
heroine pine for each other as they move away. Some of the towns
people are following the villain to see what he is up to.
Act 2 Scene 2: The time is a few minutes later. The
scene is in the bank offices.
In this scene there are all of the towns people who are characters
and who have mortgages, meet with the villain at various times only to
find out he is foreclosing on them all for one technicality or another.
The villain’s story and his crimes star to catch up with him, and everyone
is upset.
Act 2 Scene 3: The time is still later that morning.
The scene is again in the saloon.
The villain and the heroine are together as he makes one last attempt
at her. She refuses. The hero enters, fit to be tied and confronts
the villain about the foreclosures. They banter with each other and
end up challenging each other to a gunfight to end the problem.
Act 3 Scene 1: The time is a few minutes later The scene
is again the bank offices.
The villain and his minion meet to discuss the gunfight. The
villain tells Fester to hide in an upstairs window, and shoot the hero
in the back. Fester leaves and Natasha enters. She and the
villain talk of their future, if only she will distract the hero during
the gunfight.
Act 3 Scene 2: The time is high noon. The scene is on
the street.
There is a lot of bravado, and women hugging and pleading and begging
the two challengers for there to be some other way. Just before the
villain draws, Fester is found out, and with no one to murder the deputy,
the villain tries to cheat. He ends up dancing as he is shot at by
the hero, who wins the draw. It is proven that the villain killed
his partner, which makes the partnership void, which means the heroine
owns the bank. All is saved and happy.