Belmont Community Players 2004
Digger Dowser (Jim Ahern), Chester McNutt (Troy Village), Mary Delightful (Michelle Ahlmann)
 
Digger:
Well, actually I've got some good news and some bad news.
Chester:
What's the bad news?
Digger:
There's not enough water to raise a cactus. .
Chester:
 And the good news? .
Digger:
Your top soil don't count. What's under it does. EARL!